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[temperm]

NO THY R OUT O CONTRO

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[The noise only gets louder. Huh.]

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CALL OFF YOUR FLAMINGOS
THIS IS STUPID
I WILL NOT CLEAN UP AFTER THIS!!!!!!!!

[temperm]

[THERE IS A POUNDING ON YOUR DOOR]

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[SCREAMING

Eventually she actually opens said door. Like, a whole inch. That's it.]

W-What's wrong with you?!

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P-Please, let me inside!

[SORT OF TRYING TO PUSH DOOR OPEN

cue music in background]

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[THROWS SCRAWNY BODY AGAINST DOOR.] W-Why?! Why are you at my house?!

[temperm]

Some of the flamingos were trying to get back into my yard, and so I had to go into yours to prevent that, and I found-

...!

[Whipping head around!!]

It's coming! It did see me! Let me inside immediately!

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W-Wait, so why did you run all the way to my house? How did you know where I live?!

[oh god. IT'S OUT THERE. She shrieks and nearly slams the door on him, but finally... sullenly... steps aside.] H-Hurry up! If it tries to get in, I'm locking you out!

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I live next door, Fukawa-sa-

[That

That is a definite

roar

from behind him.

Right behind him.

As well as a brown blur not too far off in the distance.

PRACTICALLY LEAPING INTO THE HOUSE, FUKAWA'S SHRIEKING BE DAMMNED]

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W-Wait, you do...? Since when?! And w-why did you bring all of those flamingos to my house, you-

[OH GOD

NO

NOT THIS AGAIN

SLAMS the door!!]

I TOLD YOU, DIDN'T I?!

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[LET HIM PANT WHILE LEANING AGAINST THE WALL FOR A SECOND]

I... I didn't bring them there! How... could I... possibly... bring that many flamingos?!

[Easy there heart can't give out yet]

...You told me what, Fukawa-san?!

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I... I s-saw it out there again! Or... I think I did... It's g-gotta be! What else would it be?!

The lion! The lion's back! It's bad enough you chase the flamingos out of your yard and into m-mine, but now we'll have to hear it tear them apart...

[temperm]

You think it was the same one?! Maybe... Maybe it knows you're here!

[oh no that makes him sad NOT THE MINGOS.

but-]

At least it's not tearing us apart! And I didn't chase them here! They flew of their own will!

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What?!

You... You think it remembers me?! Eeeek! W-What do we do?! We're trapped! I'm t-trapped with you in my home!

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We have to hide, so it doesn't detect our scent-

[Frantically looking around the house (your place needs a good cleaning, btw) for somewhere to run to-]

Do you have anywhere were we can?!

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Umm... I d-don't... A closet, maybe? My room has a lot of stuff to hide behind...

[temperm]

That will work! We have to hurry!

[He's not sure about the average strength of a male african lion, but he's fairly sure it could take out a window.]

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Then... I'm running to my closet! [She dashes there! Stumbles a lot.]

Hmph... Sh-Sharing my hiding place... It's so indecent... This better not be some sort of trick!

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[Dashes there as well, because dammit he does not want to have to face a possible lion alone.]

I don't want to die either! Why would I try to trick you now of all times?!

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[switches to OVERLY LOUD HISSING WHISPERS. so the lions can't hear them inside, of course.] I don't know!! I don't know your life! If anything, d-don't crisis situations always bring out the worst in people?!

[temperm]

Even worse?! What could be worse than a lion trying to eat us?!

[Somehow, Gau has got this Yelling While Whispering thing down pat.

Right into your ear.

In this very small and cramped closet.]

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If you were w-worse than the lion, then I'd leave you out there to die!

[Well. She just kind of got startled into letting him in, actually.]

I let you in my home, even though it w-was a stupid idea! Now it's caught your scent, and you're luring it right over to us! If I die, then you've killed me!

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What kind of logic is that?! I can't control a lion's actions! None of the blame should be put on me!

And speaking of scents, when was the last time you took a bath, Fukawa-san?!

[Not to be rude, but. right next to you here, buddy.

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G-... GO DIE OUTSIDE WITH THE LIONS!

[And then there's a sound in the distance. A strange rumbling from outside. THUNDER?! OR COULD IT BE... She claps a hand over her mouth, squeaking. It takes only a moment though before she's back to HISSED BITCHING.]

And yet, even though you hate me, and think I'm d-disgusting, you'll still conspire to get close to me... You're demented...

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Fukawa-san!

[That there is a Loud Sound, and right now Gau is pretty wary of all Loud Sounds, and so instead of a lecture, she just gets a very deep frown from the boy.]

I don't hate you! What sort of persecution complex is this?!